Its a good government job.. You can try and get yourself out of it; you just kind of have to release it. Does that mean you watch a movie? Jerrod Carmichael: My mom was a secretary at the hospital and my dad a truck driver. Was it Groucho Marks or Oscar Wilde? I remember writing it. Tim Ferriss: What a great environment; all sorts of of weirdness. And I think this industry deserves evenings like these. It was very much like an exercise. Tim Ferriss: How would you coach, or what advice would you give to a comic? I love that; thats what I live for. They have excellent websites and the shiniest business cards and the head shots are impeccable. Tim Ferriss: I can look it up and Ill put it in the show notes for folks. "I thought I'd never, ever come. So much going on in Los Angeles today. [6], Carmichael moved to Los Angeles at the age of 20 to pursue his dream of being a stand-up comedian although he had never performed comedy. Jerrod Carmichael: Oh, thats a great question. Tim Ferriss: Youre like earn the ten commandments of comedy. How did that happen? And Ill be totally honest with everyone here tonight I dont really need to hear that. We talk about how he gets so much done. Jerrod Carmichael poked fun at Tom Cruise at the 80th annual Golden Globes. of self-dealing, ethical lapses, Jerrod Carmichael comes out as gay in an HBO special about his familys secrets, Dolly Parton hopes Elvis and Lisa Marie Presley are up there being happy together, Tony McEwing, anchor on Good Day L.A., announces retirement after 30 years, John Larroquette confirms he was paid in weed to narrate Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The ladies themselves bought into it: How Housewives fans upended the franchise, Im afraid for her life: Riverside CC womens coach harassed after Title IX suit, Want to solve climate change? Jerrod Carmichael: You can kind of see it in certain people. I am your host, Jerrod Carmichael, and Ill tell you why Im here. Now, on the big screen this June, Jerrod joins the cast of Michael Bays Transformers: The Last Knight opposite Mark Walberg, Josh Duhamel, D-U-H-A-M-E-L, and Anthony Hopkins. Give me a second. This is going to sound so cheesy but. The comedian and host of Tuesday's ceremony referenced Cruise having returned his. The Hollywood Foreign Press Assn., the Globes host organization, underwent reforms to diversify its ranks after a 2021 Los Angeles Times investigation sparked conversations about the the groups ethical and financial lapses and a lack of diversity among its then-87 members. I had friends who spoke very passionately, one friend in particular who was like, You think like a comedian; you really should do this. Hello. DUE TO SOME HEADACHES IN THE PAST, PLEASE NOTE LEGAL CONDITIONS: Tim Ferriss owns the copyright in and to all content in and transcripts of The Tim Ferriss Show podcast, with all rights reserved, as well as his right of publicity. Emotionally, its just like if I dont think this is meaningful, then Ill cut it out of my life. Tim is an author of 5 #1 NYT/WSJ bestsellers, investor (FB, Uber, Twitter, 50+ more), and host of The Tim Ferriss Show podcast (400M+ downloads). People in the back, let's be a little quiet here. You bring friends, theyre familiar with you; youre familiar with them. Ive never been a guy ho got into novels, and were talking about science fiction. She doesnt overcomplicate anything. I heard they got six new Black members. Jerrod is no stranger to live shows, winning an Emmy . So this guy is going nowhere as up, as far as I can tell. Tim Ferriss: Thats part of the reason why I insisted my friend Mike watch your stuff. Jerrod Carmichael: CES and all that type of stuff, and its like Comic Con every night where youre just seeing what everybodys doing. Jerrod Carmichael transcripts may contain few. I really appreciate it. I play it sometimes and try and write it but I just want to figure it out. This year's Golden Globes host, Jerrod Carmichael, garnered gasps when he mentioned Whitney Houston 's death during the show -- something the estate was equally . Tim Ferriss: I want to talk about your daily schedule a little bit because I find it fascinating. I dont think Ive been. You mentioned the food, which for me is extremely key. Ill tell you how I got here. Or my sister, as well. It may be a thing he may have said to me. Tim Ferriss: Whats your position on writers block? Find out where you can contribute because its not always through work. Whatever.. Once upon a time in Hollywood, Jack Nicholson was the king of the Oscars, acting as the life of the party for each and every ceremony. The main source of income for his net worth is his successful career as a stand-up comedian. In 2022, he won a Primetime Emmy Award for writing Rothaniel and was nominated for guest hosting Saturday Night Live that same year. But it seems like neither of us can work to jazz. My childhood was just asking a lot of questions, really curious about everything and a family that allowed room for that. Its still in the same ballpark. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, its super delightful and not the place for some of my darkest thoughts and things that I would explore. I was on my way back to my place and I was like no, Im just gonna go on a walk. Im bringing everybody. So my brother, me, my mom, and a lot of times just you know I liked the neighborhood. Tim Ferriss: Why did you decide to keep the hood off? If I just stopped liking comedy? You might want to apply logic to your dreams and beliefs. Please! Everyone looks, first of all, amazing. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, I did new material. I bet Black informants for the FBI in the 60s, their families were still proud of them. Jerrod Carmichael Family He was born to his loving parents in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, in the United States. Im not saying like some shaman-esque experience but just sit and think. Ellen draws people in in such a great way. Jerrod Carmichael: At my best, I do this exercise and I could have read this somewhere; Im not even saying I made this up. It was the most fun I ever had. Tim Ferriss: Is there a particular way you end those calls? "I. Thats what I liked; it worked everywhere. And then Ill ask you where people can find you and everything youre up to. We were going through a few of the names. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, Im around. Jerrod Carmichael: Its fun. Jerrod Carmichael Came Out in 'Rothaniel.' Now He's Figuring Out How to Live That Way With his startlingly confessional HBO special, the comedian transcended the form and transformed his life. Carmichael made the trek to Los Angeles when he was 21 to jumpstart his Hollywood career. Jerrod Carmichael: It won the Booker Prize, yeah. [22] Two days after the release of Rothaniel, Carmichael hosted Saturday Night Live for the first time. Jerrod Carmichael: That was the first time anyone had taped anything in there. Tim Ferriss: You can de-fuck the script later. Its like a retired merry-go-round horse. Tim Ferriss: This is a Sunday; as context for people. Oh, thats a good one. When: Nov. 8-13. Tim Ferriss: Alright, so what made you good at selling shoes? [8] Working his way up through the clubs he appeared in the "New Faces" showcase at the 2011 Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal. I just want to think about the material, because thats what we wanted to capture. But dont stay in one spot too long. People in the back, let's be a little quiet here. Theyve found a way to let that come out in an artful way, like through their work or their art and their careers. You read about peoples mistakes and read about the things that ultimately didnt matter. Carmichael, perhaps paying homage to the flamethrower and former Golden Globes host Ricky Gervais, wasn't done roasting his peers and biting the hand that feeds him, though. I dont know what it is. It articulated it in such a great way that I was like everybody, religious, not religious; its really good about discovering self, about answers being within. Jerrod Carmichael: They had this comedy showcase in San Diego years ago, it was just starting up and it was the NBC Diversity Showcase. Jerrod Carmichael: I thought it was pretty milky, right? Also that is a personal thing because for instance, we were talking about social media and certain people are great and its a source of inspiration and a source of great content on social media. So I guess technically, I didnt bomb but it was a soliloquy. I am your host, Jerrod Carmichael (applause). Transcripts may contain a few typoswith some episodes lasting 2+ hours, its difficult to catch some minor errors. I dont want to have to think about what to have for breakfast. People that I admire, people that I would like to be like, people that Im jealous of, and people that are actually really incredible artists. He called his identity a "secret" that he kept from his immediate family, friends, colleagues and fans because he didn't want it to change others' perception of him. And he said t o me, the important thing and Im paraphrasing but he said you want to keep the generating of ideas and the editing of ideas separate. He has incredible energy. After two years away from the spotlight, the Golden Globes returned in earnest on Tuesday (10 January). Tim Ferriss: You mentioned Malcolm X. Jerrod Carmichael: 8 Comic/writer/actor Jerrod Carmichael stars in his second solo HBO stand-up special, taped in the round at the Masonic Hall in NYC. My friend Andrew and I had talked about specifically what it would look like and what that first special would be, so it just had to be that room. You have to be aware of what the audience is seeing. Jerrod Carmichael: Its people; were all just people. Yeah, this was in Texas. Its got a bug, This new gallery in L.A. is forging connections between Bay Area and SoCal artists, Night Court and That 90s Show welcome back the age of pre-prestige TV, How one novelist built a world without prisons thats even crueler than ours. Everybody, let's be a little quiet here. Well, hopefully youll be in love with the comedy for a very long time to come. Tim Ferriss: Did that mean your dad was gone a lot of the time? I dont do too much. Youre going to have to edit out a long pause. Michael talks directly to the camera in a dark room without an audience; there are also scenes of him in varying degrees of confrontation with an unidentified woman played by English actress Suki Waterhouse.[18]. I notice the people who got it and the people who didnt, it was like certain truths sound really cheesy. For the next hour, no exaggeration, I debated like 23 other students on why this man deserved to commit a crime. Did you look at the people you met and say alright, this guy talks about too much trivial bullshit; Im just going to have to spend less time with this person? [20] He created, directed, produced, and starred in the HBO documentaries Home Videos (2019) and Sermon on the Mount (2019) which are autobiographical. Jerrod Carmichael: Oh, its still there. Jerrod Carmichael: Anything that begins with you gotta. You aint gotta do anything. Every now and then but for the most part, I just work. Please enjoy this transcript of my interview with comedian Jerrod Carmichael. And I hope we have some fun tonight. Theyre gonna fire the first one? Just the same thing because it took out so much time in my morning. Jerrod Carmichael will not be addressing the elephant in the room, as he made very clear in his opening monologue on last night's Saturday Night Live. Jerrod Carmichael: In North Carolina, yeah. Tim Ferriss: That you can read something, say in the newspaper, and then use it somehow on stage that night. The laugh doesn't come until he. Tim Ferriss: Or if youre looking for advice and it starts with you gotta. Tim Ferriss: So they were all shouting out suggestions, and Evan said fuck I think every third word. I dont know why I immediately went to the negative like that; like theres no way this ends good. Its very literal. And dont get me wrong, because I analyze everything and I pick on everything. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah. Like at one point, you said, your skin is so milky to this one woman. and I also want to talk about it with you. Rich Polk / NBC / Getty Images Golden Globes host Jarrod Carmichael took aim at Scientology on Tuesday night. Dr. Seuss has a great quote: The people who dont mind dont matter, and the people who matter dont mind.. I really have excellent friends who care about making things and creating, and dont get caught up in trivial things that wont matter tomorrow. Its so well written. Tim Ferriss: If youre the average of, say, the five people you associate with most, then going to where the competition is the strongest is really important. Tim Ferriss: What types of thoughts do you write down? Carmichael hosted the 80th Golden Globe Awards. I mean youre up, you jump into some rehearsals or something. I was infatuated with the camcorder, and just like recording things and doing ketches. I wanted it just to be real and an exploration, like these certain words that are captured. Like you are what you think, and you are what you believe types of things, and that you do need to affirm certain principles. Tim Ferriss: If you had to chose three comedians of any type to combine into one super comedian for yourself right now, who comes to mind and why would you pick them? Because I remember very, very specifically the first time I was introduced to you. I was at my office with friends until 6 this morning, 5 or 6 this morning just working. The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for statistical purposes. Tim Ferriss: Maybe its not a fine line but Im sure people think about this; how do you establish a unique style yourself without getting pigeon holed? And Im happy you all are here, and Im happy Im here, and I hope you have some fun tonight. [3] He has an older brother named Joe. Jerrod Carmichael: Thank you. I said, Is the Evan in your standup special Evan Goldberg?. Tim Ferriss: Have another glass of water. Jerrod Carmichael: Those that I named are great. But it was really, really fun; thats true. That room had been very special to me and it just kind of worked out. Welcome to the 80th annual Golden Globe Awards. Jerrod Carmichael: And it was Evan Goldberg, who was in the audience for the show and I just talked to him. They found a way to build a career around them, as opposed to. Im bringing HBO. But I sent it to everybody. Tim Ferriss: Yeah, youre trying to dissect whats happening; how its composed. Everyone was just like oh, man, thank you; thank God for you. Please enjoy this transcript of my interview with comedian Jerrod Carmichael. Like, No, Im a lawyer! you know? Jerrod Carmichael: A raven whos lost her family. In his HBO comedy special, Rothaniel, Jerrod Carmichael opens up about his real name, his family tree, and his sexual orientation. Tim Ferriss: Thats very much Steve Jobs-ian; thats what he did. Rothaniel Jerrod Carmichael (/drd/ j-ROD; born April 6, 1987) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and filmmaker. Sure, sure, sure. And I said, No thanks. Ill be honest with you: Im a little torn becauseone, its a great opportunity; thank you for the call. Tim Ferriss: You mentioned books. Hes the Tupac of comedy; every list. Jerrod Carmichael: I wish I remembered who wrote it but I read the Humphrey Bogart biography that I loved. You were talking about listening to music while working, right? I mean, what is that? Because I always liked information. Jerrod Carmichael Height He is a man of tall stature. Its August and the sun is up, and there are just comedians in the back. The technical storage or access is strictly necessary for the legitimate purpose of enabling the use of a specific service explicitly requested by the subscriber or user, or for the sole purpose of carrying out the transmission of a communication over an electronic communications network. Try the bolognaise at John & Vinnys. While it's unknown if Carmichael has ever been married, he came out as a member of the LGBTQ community in his 2022 HBO special "Rothaniel." He also identifies as bisexual. Like, people I admire, people I would like to be like, people that Im jealous of and people that are actually really incredible artists. Why am I here on the stage with you guys tonight? Tim Ferriss: Yeah, a 10x compounded disaster later. Another was you would refer to your notes onstage, sometimes. After accepting the job, the comic said he was required to meet with the HFPA president, Helen Hoehne, to learn about the organizations recent reforms. Its just in stacks; I just have stacks of the shirts and stacks of the pants and just grab the one off the top. You grew up in North Carolina. Once you kind of figure that out, truthfully humor played a big role in that. Its funny but its not the way just the guy at your job is funny; its different. And she pushed me really hard to do it. But as far as just making you feel good; clothing can make someone feel good but focus on work. It may or may not have been the case that I had one or two glasses of wine. Before The Times, she was a television reporter at Deadline Hollywood, where she first served as an associate editor. Tim Ferriss: So speaking of clubs, this is another bullet from Evan. He never sits during meetings. No one is authorized to copy any portion of the podcast content or use Tim Ferriss name, image or likeness for any commercial purpose or use, including without limitation inclusion in any books, e-books, book summaries or synopses, or on a commercial website or social media site (e.g., Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.) Jerrod Carmichael: Id been thinking about it; it had been on my mind for awhile. Jerrod recently announced his upcoming authorial debut with an as-yet-untitled memoir. Tim Ferriss: This is a left turn, but all of these are left turns so I guess were just going in a square, kind of counterclockwise. Tim Ferriss: He may not have much dancing time. Tim Ferriss: I think what you said just before that also is really important, and that is being aware of how you emotionally respond to things. Because as a performer, you have to know how this is coming across and you have to adjust accordingly. Its about the moral question of whether I should allow And she said, Jerrod, enough of all of that. Carmichael's opening, seven-minute monologue was the closest the Globes got to the mood the stand-up seemed to want to establish. One of my friends, Mike, I immediately sent him a text and I said, You have to watch this stand-up immediately, No. I guess we were able to convince them. Your eyes never move away from him while hes onstage. Humor was how I broke the tension of any information that I received. You can go up so many times. Jerrod Carmichael: Coke tables Theres a little piano in one of the green rooms and theres a little tiny glass piano; not a real piano, it was just a coffee table that looks like one. Jerrod Carmichael is a comedian and star of The Carmichael Show who hosted the 2023 Golden Globes. Tim Ferriss: I dont know if youre much of a gift giver but do you give books or anything else to people as gifts? Jerrod Carmichael: Ooh, thats interesting. Tim Ferriss: My understanding, just to talk about the original room, do they let cameras in there a lot? And Im picking out a lot of the wardrobe fore the show and stuff like that so Im thinking about clothes. Training is one thing. How the awards came back from the brink, Golden Globes voters in tumult: Members accuse Hollywood Foreign Press Assn. You are welcome to share the below transcript (up to 500 words but not more) in media articles (e.g., The New York Times, LA Times, The Guardian), on your personal website, in a non-commercial article or blog post (e.g., Medium), and/or on a personal social media account for non-commercial purposes, provided that you include attribution to The Tim Ferriss Show and link back to the tim.blog/podcast URL. Jerrod Carmichael: The original room of the Comedy Store, yeah. I thought I was going to be kicked out of the cabin because I laughed so much. Or what was the first memorable bomb? If youre gonna do it. If you can get beyond that and just accept it and dont make yourself feel guilty about it, I really think a lot of principles in it can change your life. I loved it; I loved doing comedy so I would have just gone to New York and just stayed there. I took this job assuming they hadnt changed at all. He also stared as Freddy, opposite Rose Byrne, Susan Sarandon, and J.K. Simmons in The Meddler, which was released in April 2016. I wont take business calls before I talk to her. Because that first moment, you just jump into a thing. We were supposed to pick sides as a class. I met Josh and Alex, who work at his company. You just disregard it. Alright. And specific ideas about it. And Im trying right now. Comment Rules: Remember what Fonzie was like? So its not the typical fast cut, 18-year-old making videos for 12-year-olds set up. She has such a great spirit. Im trying to squeeze in a few more new experiences and things like that when I can, but I find myself getting bored constantly. Im happy Im here., Winners of the 2023 Golden Globes include House of the Dragon, Fabelmans, Abbott Elementary and The Banshees of Inisherin.. Then you said, I dont think Ive used that adjective ever in my life.. I was on the set because I was going to be interviewing Evan Goldberg and Seth Rogen. A Times investigation finds that the nonprofit HFPA regularly issues substantial payments to its members in ways that some experts say could skirt IRS guidelines. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, where the scene is not necessarily strong. Obviously youll collaborate with people and youll be so inspired by others and the people you work with. Its hard to say Cosby now to someone without then a slew of other questions but as far as a comedian, he was excellent. I always confuse those two but its like be yourself; everybody else is taken.. Was it recommend to you? Does that mean you go bowling? I dont know. Did you have to have a big conversation with them about packing up and moving west? Tim Ferriss: Let me ask you maybe a strange question. He has beautiful Black eyes that attract the viewer's attention. The word invasive is written down. You do a few things that I havent seen in finished specials before. Tim Ferriss: What helps you to do that? If you had a huge billboard and you could put any short message on it, or an image, noncommercial just to get something out to the world, what would you put on it? Tim Ferriss: You mean in terms of immediate feedback? Going Narrow, The Future and AI, and Much More (#649), #222: Jerrod Carmichael - Uber-Productivity and Dangerous Comedy. I get solid, 90-minute days in there. Tim Ferriss: Theres something about moms and not hydrating. Is that his name, who got you reading the paper? But it is that. Tim Ferriss: No, it was very accurately described. Jerrod Carmichael: Its a certain amount of comfort on stage. Jerrod Carmichael Confronts Golden Globe Racism Scandal Head-On in Monologue: 'I'm Here Because I'm Black' Cruise, 60, previously won his three awards for best actor in Born on the Fourth of. Tim Ferriss: Thats on your bio for the rest of your life. Bo Burnham, hes a friend of mine but I mean it wholeheartedly; Bo Burnham because hes one of my favorite people to just watch perform. Jerrod Carmichael: Discover the Power Within You. Ill create a thing but I just want information. Rich Polk/NBC. Comedian and actor Jerrod Carmichael prompted gasps as the host of the Golden Globes on Tuesday night when he made a joke about Scientology, Tom Cruise and the mysterious wife of the head of . Bo directed it, and I think hes brilliant and he captured it so perfectly but yeah, these really personal things. (Thanks to Brian Oberkirch for the inspiration.). Know what youre good at. Tim Ferriss: You love life, thats great; lets talk about the water. My mom was more nervous; my dad was really encouraging. For the sake of clarity, media outlets are permitted to use photos of Tim Ferriss from the media room on tim.blog or (obviously) license photos of Tim Ferriss from Getty Images, etc. Certain nights, you can kind of catch up but Ill read until 4 or 5 in the morning. Abu Dhabi Sustainability Week (ADSW) 2023, the global initiative championed by the UAE and its clean energy powerhouse Masdar to accelerate sustainable development, will feature a series of high-level sessions focused on the key priorities for sustainable development ahead of the United Nations Climate Change Conference (COP28), to be held in the UAE from November 30-December 12. I had this guy Argus Hamilton, just like this legend of the Comedy Store and of the same It just felt kind of like a Saturday and were doing spots, and I wanted to just capture it; me working on material. Tim Ferriss: It doesnt have to be just three. I will put links to everything weve talked about in the show notes as per usual, and you can find those notes, links, as well as every other episode at fourhourworkweek.com/podcast, all spelled out: fourhourworkweek.com/podcast. So I think it is just like if youre in tune, things come out a little bit easier. Jerrod Carmichael shoe size is 8 UK and he loves to wear casual shoes. It doesnt sound this way but is it because you were maybe unpopular in school so you spent a lot of time alone? The novel will be published by Random House. The closest I came was within my first year doing that. Jerrod Carmichael: Whatever time breakfast is but yes, for years; blueberries and eggs. But he said and again, Im paraphrasing but roughly when you hear a clich, pay attention because a truth is being told. And it came back again, a third time. But you want intention behind everything. And I said to Avery, I said, Avery, they asked me to host the Golden Globes. And I said, What should I do?, And she said, Ooh, bookie, Im so proud of you! Tim Ferriss: There are a lot of helicopters in LA. Listen to the interview here or by selecting any of the options below. So its important to be informed. Its basically just this is what happens if we get a divorce but it doesnt ensure youre going to have a good marriage. He was born on April 6, 1987, in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, in the United States. So it was kind of just another route to Plan A for me. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, exactly. Tim Ferriss: Do you remember the first time that you bombed? Like, Jerrod, Helen really just wants to educate you on the changes that the organization has made in regards to diversity. And Ill be totally honest with everyone here tonight: I dont really need to hear that. Tim Ferriss: What types of goals would you write down? Jerrod Carmichael: Ellen DeGeneres is so good. The most unique thing you can do is be yourself. Tim Ferriss: This is a very exciting location. What are your go-to gifts? Jerrod Carmichael: A lot of times I like taking in other content, so maybe watch a movie, watch something thats interesting, read a book, go on a walk. And if you dont want to do it anymore, stop; change. Very passionate. Tim Ferriss: Youve already given them the [inaudible]. Thats hard. I will say a lot of times Ill be able to say a joke the first time and its kind of a finished product. Jerrod Carmichael: I have to just listen to it separately. The recent Emmy Winner said he was torn when first offered the gig. Sometimes people make the mistake of thinking its always through work. Tim Ferriss: Did you seek them out? Jerrod Carmichael: Oh, thats the only way to watch it. I like that. What precipitated that? The comedian, who wrapped the third and final season of his beloved NBC sitcom "The Carmichael Show" in 2017, split his time in lockdown between his home in New York, hotels in Santa Monica, various family members' houses in North Carolina and the L.A. home Bo Burnham shares with his girlfriend, "Hustlers" director Lorene Scafaria."Bo's my best friend," said Carmichael. You want to center yourself first before jumping in. To listen to any of the past episodes for free, check out this page. Jerrod Carmichael: Oh, man. Jerrod Carmichael: 8: Sneak Peek Be the first to review this item 1min 2017 16+ HD. Tim Ferriss:And if you want to sound like a substitute teacher, Ill just sound like a fortune cookie or the back page of a newspaper thats full of quotes. There are a lot of people on a balcony. We were so excited. Tomatometer 5 Reviews. There were so many characters. Hell also appear in James Francos The Masterpiece, set to be released in 2017. Jerrod Carmichael: I just wanted to experience the rain. (Rich Polk/NBC/Getty Images) "I'm here because I'm Black," Jerrod Carmichael told the crowd of his hosting duties. Cool. Jerrod Carmichael: Good from great? He said, Oh, hes gonna be really big, along those lines is what he said. I was sitting in I suppose the writers room, while they were spit balling ideas. Meaning a failure or something that was perceived as a failure by you or other people that ended up setting the stage for greater successes? Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, the bolognaise at John & Vinnys and notebooks. And I said, No thanks. I know a trap when I hear a trap. Tim Ferriss: And then shortly thereafter, I think I told you about this, we have all sorts of exciting sounds going on. One was and again, Im paraphrasing this but he seems to eat the same things and eat at the same places constantly. So you cant run from it. Carmichael stands at a height of 6 ft 0 in (Approx 1.83m). Im here because Im Black. 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