They hang onto the bridge as they are swung to the other side. What are you doing? Donkey faints and falls into a pile of leaves. FIONA: A little unorthodox I'll admit. Shrek 2: Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, Conrad Vernon. DONKEY: Blue flower, red thorns. DONKEY: Because that's what friends do! (looks down and yelps) I don't have any toes! I could feel it. Fiona looks at him in shock, tears welling in her eyes. DONKEY: Ah! I saw this flower and thought of you because it's pretty and-- well, I don't really like it but I thought you might like it 'cause you're pretty. I like that boulder. But you should. Help! Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him and glares down at Donkey. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin Shrek slowly approaches as the villagers back away in fear. It's a compliment. Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. MONSIEUR HOOD: Please, monster! (he runs inside the hut). He rolls over, knocking Fiona off her feet and causing her to land on top of him. Fiona smacks her reflection in the water, which splashes water onto Donkey. Onions have layers. Donkey sheepishly smiles and Shrek sighs in annoyance. FIONA: No, no, it's perfect. Hold on now. DONKEY: Alright now I know you're making this up. Fiona gives Shrek one last spiteful look. Fiona wakes up and looks at him lying on the floor unconscious. She spins the branch to form a sort of cotton candy, and hands it to Shrek as a treat. She wanders off into the woods, marveling at the nature, and begins to sing. Shrek sits down on the steps of the windmill and faces Fiona. Farquaad grabs ahold of his crown and puts it on. Farquaad seems even more pleased, and everyone else claps this time. SHREK: All right! We wear our fear right out there on our sleeves. But I like you anyway. FIONA: Hey! DONKEY: I hope you heard that. Shrek chuckles, revealing himself to be standing behind the mob. End of story. SHREK: Hey! Farquaad proudly tries on his crown. Donkeys don't have sleeves. He, he doesn't look so good. Three! Dragon gently caresses Donkey with a single claw. He stands up with a huff. What are you doing? Donkey is frozen with fear, unable to tell who the figure is. All right then. No one must ever know. Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back? Shrek the Musical - English Transcript Make room for ogre-sized family fun as the greatest fairy tale never told comes to life in a whole new way in this breathtaking Broadway musical adaptation of the hit movie Shrek! I'm making a mess. The Duloc Knights draw their weapons and slowly approach Shrek as he backs up, the crowd cheering them on. GUARDS: Two! Why don't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him? I can change. And I know you two were diggin' on each other. Shrek steps back in shock, misunderstanding the conversation's meaning. OLD WOMAN: Oh, oh, he's justhe's just a little nervous. Shrek quietly pushes open the doors, stepping out onto a balcony of large spacious room. She smiles, clears her throat, and holds out a handkerchief. Look, it's not that bad. (They come over a hill overlooking Shrek's home.) I'll cook all kind of stuff for you. Could we just skip ahead to the "I do's"? SHREK: Example? SHREK: Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. (laughs). Fiona's mood changes and she sits up to abruptly face the sunset. They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. Dragon picks him up by the tail in her mouth and happily carries him off. I'll find us some dinner. Donkey looks confused, the joke is once again lost on him. Donkey and Shrek are now walking through the fields heading away from Duloc. Dragon lets out a defeated cry, then gives a sad whimper. Where did that come from? Please! What is this? May 29, 2022 in new york v united states quizlet. Shrek, I'm gonna die. FIONA: Well, eat up. I'm so sorry. Suddenly from out of nowhere, a man swings down and swoops Fiona away. You know what else? Better out than in, I always say. FIONA: I pray that you take this favour as a token of my gratitude. SHREK: Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime. MIRROR: Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona. As he walks off biting it, she licks her fingers. Donkey looks into her eyes as she pets his muzzle, and he calms down. (Shrek slams the door, shutting Donkey outside) I mean, I do like the outdoors. Another man is shown walking down the hallway towards a set of doors. Fiona looks a little embarrassed as she smoothes out her dress and regains her composure. Take love's true form. The villager waves his torch in Shrek's face. Shrek angrily fights back and knocks out a few of the guards, but they are able to subdue him through sheer numbers. Well was it something you ate? Fiona jumps in front of Shrek, blocking him. The audience goes wild. SHREK: Why do you want to talk about it? Shrek challenges Fiona, Donkey, Puss in Boots and the others to spend the night in Lord Farquaad's haunted castle telling scary stories. SHREK: Ah, right on time. (He bumps into a table, noticing mugs of beer). DONKEY: Shrek, we can do better than that. So you just shut up and pay attention! Farquaad doesn't listen to the mirror at all, too busy formulating a plan. I ask your hand in marriage. You were meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying. Shrek jump kicks a knight, and then body slams another. Standing at the height of four and a half feet, he is much shorter than Fiona. Fiona walks out of the cave and glances at Shrek and Donkey who are still sleeping. If you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks! Time out, Shrek! I ain't saying anything. Shrek sighs. Shrek and Fiona travel to the Kingdom of Far Far Away, where Fiona's parents are King and Queen, to celebrate their marriage. DONKEY: You know what? Shrek walks back, yanks Fiona's arm. Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. I mean, after all, you did rescue me. Later that night Shrek and Donkey are sitting around a campfire. Shrek and Donkey look around the square, which is deserted. Donkey catches up to them. I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? Shrek grins and gets up while Donkey is still crossing, launching him back to the other side. Shrek now has the Big Bad Wolf by the collar and is dragging him to the front door. It's not like it has feelings. I'd-- uh, uh(sighs) I'm in trouble. That's bad! Who's hiding them? Easy! I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you! Please! FIONA: I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure. DONKEY: Man, isn't this romantic? Shrek pauses to look around and heads for a set of wooden doors. FIONA: Yes! An ogress emerges from the cloud of flour, approaching Donkey. T-shirts, posters, stickers, home decor, and more, designed and sold by independent artists around the world. That's what all the other knights did! The mice featured in the musical have style and energy, singing together as a trio. DONKEY: Okay, so here's another question. Shrek wakes up, smells the foods, and takes note of Fiona. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. The book opens and a voice begins reading its text: SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. lionel richie lytham st annes. Calm down. Does anyone know the Heimlich?! Donkey looks inside from a window, and then lays down by the front door. Onions have layers. But you only look like this at night. Donkeys don't have layers. Blue flower, red thorns. DONKEY: And if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light! I'm still afraid of the dark. SHREK: (Annoyed) Oh, that's great. You could recite an epic poem for me. (He dodges out the way of a group of witches flying on broomsticks). The guards laugh at the Mirror's joke. A bright fire shines on the screen and Farquaad covers his eyes. I swear! That's my tail! There are several functions that require your attendance, sir. The villager drops it. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. SHREK: So, that must be Lord Farquaad's castle. This is all wrong. Shrek is wary, while Donkey is downright terrified. I said I like it FIONA: Good morning. Oh, no! Shrek! I just-- I just --. You got that kind of "I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me" thing. Shrek runs for the cathedral doors but Donkey hurries to get in his way. He clears his throat and the table is lowered. MIRROR: So, will it be: bachelorette number one, bachelorette number two, or bachelorette number three? Couldn't have been the donkey. DONKEY: But Shrek, I-- I wanna go with you. SHREK: No, that'll take longer. Those waiting in line include Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Geppetto who is carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer carrying the Three Little Pigs. -Next! One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. SHREK: Oh, hey! Blue flower, red thorns. (bites into Shrek's ear), GORDER: Blah! FIONA: Please. Come on! Knights, new plan! FIONA: A ballad? She lands with a back flip in front of Shrek and Donkey. An image of the Seven Dwarves flashes on the screen. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Next! SHREK: Hey, come on. Farquaad holds Fiona's hand, puckers his lips, and leans toward her. I'll never be stubborn again. Fiona, still up in the tree, looks down. Farquaad lays in bed with the Magic Mirror set up at the foot of the bed. I'm right here beside ya, okay? Andhere they are! DONKEY: Shrek! my bad, he screamed the new testament of the bible. Donkey steps through a rotting board, which falls down into the fiery lava below. DONKEY: Hey, don't look at me. You'll beg for death to save you! I-It's very late. DONKEY: Uhhhh! The big shiny one, right there. Several of the characters from the movie made their way into the musical, but that doesn't mean they all stayed the same. DONKEY: Really? DONKEY: I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek. FIONA: And where would a brave knight be without his noble steed? It is the Magic Mirror. It didn't come off no stone neither. SHREK: You know, I think I preferred your humming. She hangs limply while Shrek carries her and Donkey walks behind them. You're great pals, aren't ya? Come on! I'm here till Thursday. Fiona stands with her arm on Shrek's, but Donkey butts in-between them. DONKEY: What's the point of being able to talk if you gotta keep secrets? Shrek climbs to the top of a tree, using his weight to cause the tree to bend over the river and form a bridge. FIONA: Hey, wait. MONSIEUR HOOD: Oh! Hey, wait a minute! Turn your head and cough! Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys! SHREK: Princess, I was sent to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay? SHREK: Do you think maybe he's compensating for something? Dragon swoops down and swallows him up in one gulp. - akahunahi Oct 10, 2018 at 4:41 2 DONKEY: I don't even wanna hear it. Oh, no, No! The bishop gasps, shuts his book, and quietly slinks off. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only. Shrek dispatches a few more knights with ease. SHREK: Um, I, uh-- I guess we better move on. He sits down, lights a candle made out of his own earwax, and begins eating. The Dragon's Keep towered before them, a dilapidated castle, burned and blackened. She lays back down and pretends to be asleep, clutching the bouquet to her breast. DONKEY: I was hoping this would be a happy ending. A few minutes later, Shrek is rolling a large boulder away from the mouth of a cave. Fiona is put off by this exchange. You look awful. See?! When he reaches the table we see that he is too short to see above it. Say there's a woman that digs you, right, but you don't really like her that way. I had strong gases leaking out of my butt that day. What do I have to do get a little privacy? Um, good for me too. Tutorial. Shrek picks Fiona up and slings her over his shoulder like a bag of potatoes. DONKEY: But, you know, umyou're kind of an ogre. FARQUAAD: Kill him if you have to--but get him! The fields of Duloc stretch out before before, and further in the distance stands the Duloc Castle. I'll never be stubborn again. Unsee by either of them, Fiona was peeking around the cave door, eavesdropping on the conversation. I was just kidding. So where is this fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway? You can tell Lord Farquaad that if he wants to rescue me properly, I'll be waiting for him right here. With Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Julie Andrews. Shrek, still standing nearby with his back turned, is hurt by the comment. I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad. He bends down over Fiona and she puckers her lips. Farquaad looks down and pulls the sheet up to cover himself as the covers rise. If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner-up will take his place. My swamp! FARQUAAD: Don't just stand there, you morons! then I ate some rotten berries. As they walk away from the crowd Shrek grabs the torch from a dwarf cheering them on, who refuses to let go. You may remove your helmet, good Sir Knight. DONKEY: Hey, where you goin'? SHREK: The stars don't tell the future, Donkey. 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